Stop Bird Porn!

Just so all of you will know that truly significant issues are being raised in my fair city during the Democratic National Convention, a woman was handing out the below flyer on the 16th Street Mall today :

In case the print on the scanned copy of the flyer is too small for you to read, here are some of the more important messages (in English, as opposed to the Russian or other language portion):

"A private research group, the Good Conduct Society, has discovered Bird Watchers are more sexually active than others."

"The elderly find that Bird Watching is not strenuous. And this erotic experience can be enjoyed privately through binoculars."

"Most disturbing . . . are the groups of Bird Watchers seeking
vicarious sexual gratification in the woods. Shamelessly, they
blatantly observe God's defenseless creatures mating."

Of course, the sad part for me is that actual trees were utilized to make the paper on which this nonsense was printed. And now . . . whenever I'm on a hike and come upon a birdwatcher . . . the first thought that will probably go through my mind is . . . . PERVERT!